Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann May 1, 2018

Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.

I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?

by Stickart95 May 2, 2018

Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017

Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 6, 2017