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Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes
by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021
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Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
by K84 May 29, 2023
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Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim
Yo, you saw Mike Tyson
by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
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mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
by mike kaelin June 1, 2018
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mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.
Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!
by german horse cock September 24, 2017
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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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MIKE

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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