Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d September 15, 2008

Crown Fried Dump

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

by gajdududh December 18, 2020

Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.

Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing

by Texasboontampa April 04, 2020

pull dump

While a pull up is being performed naked, he or she will then take a shit at the same time.

The gym coach performed a pull dump to show off his phyisque.

by jgilmer55 June 14, 2011

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 21, 2010

dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.

I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?

by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016