wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.

"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."

by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020

Wet Woody

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.

Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Wet Rosie

The act of sticking one's penis in your oral area. Generally preformed by women, or swingers.

I just got a wet rosie in pizza hut.

by zoeytrench January 22, 2011

Wet Willy

When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.

John: “Dude, Tiffany has great boobs.”

Chase: “Yeah, I’d love to give her a wet Willy.”

by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 11, 2018

wet chihuahua

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

by n-bomb April 11, 2015

Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013