Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.

Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:

by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Treebucket

Tree Bucket (n): a sexual act in which the man, wearing an adult diaper, assumes a power stance over his partner, and begins to defecate and urinate until the diaper reaches full saturation. Once the mixture of urine and biosolids spills out of the diaper onto his partner, the climactic moment has been achieved.

After a lovely date at Taco Bell with my girlfriend, we were feeling spicy and primed for Treebucketing!

by Ace_1234 January 11, 2020

Tree

A Giant Stone Age Dildo (watch out you might get splinters)

i love me some tree

by SheetMetal January 31, 2020

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.

Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"

by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020

Tree

A random broun thing that makes air and provides shade

quick grow a tree!

by IMA LINK :l April 1, 2020