A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath
Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants
by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021
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When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.
Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024
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Get the Troll mug.I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2023
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