Tom

A boy who likes to play soccer. Smart, (wears braces), and can be annoying. He can act like a smartass but is a great person.

-Smart
-Annoying
-Weird

An odd one that he is.

"I know you want it."-quoted from Tom

"What is he doing?"-sassy blonde

"Oh him? That's a Tom right there."

by RandomnessX379 December 5, 2016

Grisky Tom

hitting a nasty tomahawk on Call of Duty

“Bro, I just hit a Grisky Tom!”
“Grisky Tom incoming!”

by Gorn December 19, 2020

Tom

The definition of Tom would be an old ass rich pussy who has a tighter asshole then a nuns vagina. Tom is a wannabe car guy who has money but doesn’t know how to build a car properly. Tom, also known as tttt or quad t loves to eat semen while watching his wife get cock slapped repeatedly. If you want to find a Tom, he will most likely be looking at more stock corvettes because they’re fast enough and don’t need upgrades... all toms are pussies

Tom aka quad T was talking up his stock corvette when a mustang blew his doors off and his wife was giving the driver road head.

by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019

Tom Brady Style

Kissing someone in your family on the lips in a really awkward fashion making others in the room really uncomfortable.

Joe Biden kissed his granddaughter Tom Brady Style.

by Bigjoe0984 October 23, 2020

Tom Ford

An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.

"Hey Tom Ford, what are your thoughts on the new camera?"
"Nah Bro. It's totally jank."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

Tom and Lotus

I know Heatherly sent you here to see this definition.

I'm watching you Tom and Lotus.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 25, 2024