unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.

Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!

by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015

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clit toe

An enhanced version of a camel toe brought on by tighter trousers or bodybuilding steroid abuse. Shows the actual pea in the pod.

Natasha had found she got a whole lot more interest from the boys after taking steroids for 6 months and wearing tight ski pants. They couldn’t resist a peep at her clit toe.

by dominowoodstock October 28, 2013

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toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

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rumbling toe

When someone's foot is close to another person's butthole and let out a huge fart

Josè is asleep but Carlitos ate a huge bowl of frijolitos so Carlitos gets Josès foot near his asshole and HolyGuacamole tye fart was intense. There fore the rumbling toe

by Savage21 January 18, 2015

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seal toe

A phrase used to describe a pair of perfectly symmetrical distended labia flaps.

Dude, I was banging this chick last night and she was rocking a mad seal toe.

I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.

by wrongdongsilver January 24, 2015

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