Ghost shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.

"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!

by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025

Skate Shark

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.

Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.

“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”

by Sk8MasterOG April 30, 2025

Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

a shark

a bitch stealer

imma be a shark next summer

by ppxo July 22, 2025

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025