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by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009

Sausage Beat down

A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.

Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.

by Shroom square August 23, 2016

Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin October 7, 2017

Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 6, 2025

sausage inflator

Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.

By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.

by Zargon4 March 19, 2010

Beyond Sausage Party

A sausage party where attendants are predominantly vegetarian and/or vegan.

Potluck house will have a beyond sausage party.

by froufroufox January 30, 2022

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012