Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

Jap Side

Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.

"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022

Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob

Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.

by Discuitz March 21, 2025

side tract

"Side tract" means that you get side tract. Simple as that

Not grammatical person: "I got sidetracked"
Our teacher: "No its side tract bitch"

by Qualite Ammo October 30, 2020

Side Store

Gas station or convenience store.

We heading to the side store.

by CosmicRay December 12, 2020

side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

Side Friend

A friend of someone that has other, closer friends that they would rather be with.

"*Sigh* I'm such a side friend..."
"What's a side friend?"
"Someone who you're friends with, but still have closer friends"
"Oh, like Jeremy!"

by SpookyScarySakura October 8, 2020