New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

rusty suburban

The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF

Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban

by Chefmike78 July 5, 2017

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010

rusty charrie

A cowboy hat that has seen many stampede party's.

A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.

"Look at her sweet rusty charrie!"

"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"

"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!

by El Bremaulty July 7, 2009

Rusty

When you need to shit so bad- comes from the man Rusty.

I need to take such a fat rusty right now guys

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.

I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022