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rule 3:16 

Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16)

3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.

3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.

3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.

3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.

3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).

3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).

3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.

3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.

3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)

3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.





X: look it's pie
Z: pie is a sin
X: why?
Z: rule 3:16
X: the Bible rule?
Z:*no response*
rule 3:16 by voldemort1 April 20, 2009
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Runescape 

A stupid game made for little internet tweakers who spend all thier time hooking up with "hot girls" over the internet and beating up all the little beastly things they can find as they dress up like medival douchers.
tweaker one: Hey, dude, wanna go play Runescape hehehhee Im such a pimp Im dating sexywenchgirl141 AND killersexydamsil648! hehehehe!

Tweaker two: whoaaa I totally envy you! So are you going to cyber sex them? hehehe I said sex..

Tweaker one: no, I cant, my mom would get mad with me...plus im afraid that theyd see all my pimples....
**forlourn little nerdy kid**
Runescape by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009

Rule Shark 

In the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, a rule shark is a fucking douchebag who knowingly tries to confuse their opponents into mistakes by questioming obvious card interactions and bitching about completely legal interactions and mechanics to try and swing the game in their favour. Basically a cunt who saps whatever life and fun is left at an event.
Example
Player: During your Draw Phase, after you've drawn your card, I activate my monsters Quick Effect.
Shark: Too late, the draw phase has already passed as soon as i've drawn my carf.
Player: thats BS and you know it you fucking faggot. Stop being such a Rule Shark.
a fake rapper, and a kermit the frog lookin muthafucka.
"Ja Rule Smokes a bag of his weed
And starts imagining things
And he just can't see that he's manically depressed" - Eminem (from the song "Bully")
ja rule by yan y June 27, 2008

Twister Rule  

The twister rule is a rule that can be raised in any party game. That is if there are not an equal amount of guys and girls the game can not take place. Origin comes from the party game twister. It should not be played if there is not an equal amount of guys or girls (unless it is a lesbian or gay party)
Hey Man, lets play spin the bottle.

No way man there is 5 guys and 2 chicks here, i declare "Twister Rule "

Three Thrust Rule 

If there is more than three thrusts then it counts as sex. Anyless then it oesn't count.
He thrusted once but it hurt too much so i'm still a virgin.
Yeahh mate three thrust rule.
Three Thrust Rule by Red Hair January 28, 2010

Two year rule 

If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you
Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!
Two year rule by yoitsgavin May 12, 2013