A mild mannered sexy preschool teacher by day, and a super sexy super hero. . .any time you want. She usually answers to her spanish name El Gato Pantalones. She is the most beautiful girl known to planet earth, she hails from the plant amayzula. Her only weekness is Brandini. Many villans have tried to tempt her, but not have succeeded in their conquest except for scare crow who holds the mythical substance know as Brandini. No one has lived to tell about this miraculous substance. However, scare crow has used Brandini to capture and tame El Gato Pantalones. They now fight crime together, making the best duo the world has ever seen

Hey look up there, its a bird, its a train.
No, it's Cat Pants

Cat Pants by riccroccman1 February 28, 2009

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Murmur Pants

When a woman has a pair of shorts, trousers etc on that are so tight that the lips of her vagina are showing. The meaning is derived from being able to see some lips moving but not hearing a sound.

Dude, look - murmur pants alert

Murmur Pants by SpidermansSexDen March 16, 2010

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Stupid Pants

a word for lack of a better insult

You... you Stupid Pants!

Stupid Pants by lalapalooza7 October 25, 2010

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messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

messy pants by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

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