John Prescott

Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.

Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out

Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then

Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!

Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard

by LiverLover April 29, 2005

John Paul

1. some dude who came before the second one that everyone knows and loves

Wait? What name did you say? Who is John Paul? Are you sure you don't mean John Paul II?

by Klausmetzger January 11, 2009

John Paul

John Paul is a very happy dude he Loves everyone and Even His worse enemy,He is very helpful and makes u smile even when you’re at your worse time! you’ll be Happy to have him in your life!🥰

I love my Boyfriend John paul💙🤍

by I’m Urs 🤍Sike 😂 October 5, 2020

Patrick John

A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on global warming.

Woah, that guy is trying to shoot me! He must be Patrick John!

by polarbearssssss February 17, 2009

Michael-John

Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.

1. Damn, Michael-John is really annoying.

by CallaGotRevenge May 10, 2012

john jay

Feces in one's pants, in turd form.

Smells like someone's walking around with a john jay in their pants.

by Robert Coons November 20, 2009

John McCain

A respectible Republican senator from Arizona. Served in Vietnam, and was a Republican Primary candidate before (unfortunately) being defeated by George W Bush.

I hope John McCain runs for office come '08.

by RHS Student November 4, 2004