by Drwilson23 April 26, 2022

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 7, 2010

by Purplerockstar April 10, 2024

by Lmao27 August 5, 2025

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend had so much fun last night
Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?
Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)
Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss
Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?
Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)
Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss
by IovecoIors on twitter May 18, 2021
