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Stome Job

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".
"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."
by slapNtickle July 23, 2018
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Sunday Job

To do a really shit halfhearted job of something.
John:"You're doing a shit job Dave"
Steve:"It's a real Sunday Job"
by pub landlord April 6, 2015
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free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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Snoop Job

The art of lubricating a penis with THC oil, then proceeding to perform oral sex.
Girl: I just wanna get high
Guy: Bet then, give me a Snoop Job
by ChilledTesla June 22, 2018
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Pillow Job

A gal you know has the thickest buns on the block but shes ugly as heeell, so you gotta cover her face with a pillow to fuck
Johnny I gotta tell you patricia is thick as fuck but I only tap that bitch if its a pillow job
by Cloudxo January 9, 2020
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penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.
I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.
by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014
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