Kissin at Moon

The law in Rhode Island declares that lip smackin’ boi’s at Moon Market is not gey. The law also states that bringing a female to moon is gey.

Yo whos tryna lip smack some bois at moon yo i love kissin at moon

by Thenekinman October 3, 2018

Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.

Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"

by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025

Moon

When you’re dad bends over at the grocery store to get a carton of milk

Dad what the fuck stop mooning me

by Big Red ;) October 15, 2019

Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.

Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"

by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.

Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.

by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023

moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"

That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar

by AWylde December 11, 2023

Moon demon

Race of beings created with the most basic of materials and recessive genes. They cannot be in sun without burning so their skin resembles egg shells only not as smooth. As they are compromised of subpar materials they find themselves unable to evolve and spiral into self destructive fury

That moon demon smells like a dog.

by I Bleed Copper June 15, 2022