Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

Chapari Ultra Pro Max

The people who are just piece of shit and they dont exist in real world and claim themselves as a well known person in small area.

That Chapari Ultra Pro Max was saying "Upar Bhgwan Niche Sunny Leone"

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww

Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye

by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018

arilyn and max

Arilyn and Max are not very compatible people, and most likely will never, ever, EVER date. Addison and Max, though, will. If your a Max, go find someone new besides Arilyn, go find an Addison. ;)

Ew. Arilyn and Max are hanging out.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018

Max Rebo

The best creature to ever exist in fiction; better than goku, Guts, Patrick Bateman, or any other of your pansy "Favorite character" Max Rebo is a real man that has survived TWO count em TWO Life threatening explosions that would've killed anyone else. We as a collective people should replace the stupid "Chad" word with Max Rebo if we were to describe something amazing. Max Rebo will always be there for you, he doesn't judge anything, he simply vibes. And finally, HE PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT CALLED THE JIZZ WAILER

"Max Rebo is so cool and hot"
"I know, if he was real I would marry him"
"Wouldn't we all?"

by Man with good taste May 3, 2022

Max Archambo

smallest penis you will ever see.

"Hey Max Archambo"

by BRaDY Wrae September 20, 2018