Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

moyers man

effected with the satanic rage virus at a young age the moyers man has become the most effective killing machine in the history of the universe. this is possible because he knows satan himself and has a latter to hell in his yard next to his driveway. he also has a satan shrine in his back yard.

he is hells leading assasin and he wont hesitate to call on the powers of the dark prince to fuck someone or something up!!!!!!!!!!

by ????? March 13, 2004

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022

mans ruin

Women

Women are most obviously mans ruin.

by FP49 February 2, 2009

man pussy

A gay man's raging insatiable rectum.

My man pussy is so hungry it will eat that whole watermelon and spit out the seeds!

by Vern Nacular October 6, 2006

white man

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!

I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!

by Oz January 24, 2005

Man Crush

For a man to have a very close platonic friendship and/or admiration for another man.

"Ben Affleck has had a man crush on Matt Damon for a long time."

by Emily Fox July 11, 2005