Monster fucker

1. A word furries-in-denial use to justify their attraction to cryptids/ monsters

1. "Greg told me he'd totally let mothman suck his dick if Mothman were up to it. So that makes him a what? A monster fucker?"

-No, he's totally a furry in denial.

by JustTwoBrosBeingBros July 30, 2018

monster-face

oral sex involving pushing the giver's head into the receiver's pelvis so hard as to injure the face of the giver.

I monster-faced your mother so bad last night, she lost most of her teeth.

by Norristonian April 18, 2004

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

green monster

a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately

on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.

by Ben "Dover" December 14, 2007

the new jersey monster

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004

Gobbie Monster

A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.

Far out, Gobbie Monster was giving me the shits with his crappy stories.

by *MKD* August 10, 2009

Heela Monster

An extremely ugly, disgusting gross looking woman of any race. Usually found with a group of okay looking women, but she ruins it for the group because she is also a devote cock blocker.

DUDE!!! You got drunk and left with this dingbat lookin heela monster last night man!!!

by The Mighty Spade July 9, 2010