Milk-Madness

The feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.

Anne: Wow, what's the matter with you this morning?

Bill: Oh nothing, its just that damn Milk-Madness again.

by Sleath October 1, 2009

Honey Milk

When you ear fuck a girl and cum, then take it out and wahhlaahhhh - “Honey Milk”

yo you see that girl over there? i gave her some good honey milk last night.

by The milk man April 23, 2018

Milk Daddy

A name used for the work bitch that is always sent to fetch more milk from the supermarket.

“Sanjiv, we’re out of milk”

“No worries b0ssman, I’ll send the Milk Daddy over to Tesco”

“You mean Joseph?”

“Yeh - the Milk Daddy”

by 420Wasteman December 27, 2019

Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

by RoadyToady September 28, 2020

Black Milk

Chocolate Milk

P1: Yo did u want White Milk or Black Milk?
P2: Bruh you know I like chocolate, gimme dat Black Milk

by wgbnax December 18, 2021

evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

Milk Men

The best people in the world, practically gods

Someone: @Milk Men
Milk Men: Who summoned us

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021