Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.

"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"

by badam1666 February 28, 2022

Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria

Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once

by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.

That dude is such a Kevin

by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024

kevin 11

The reason I watch ben 10 alien force

Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car

Gwen : go on

Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake

by Soulscythe May 28, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a smaller man. Loves Ed Sheeran a sus amount and refers to himself as an “island boi” Men named Kevin often get humiliated at 2k by men named Nathan. Definitely the type of guy to refer to his pets as kids.

“Kevin got clapped at 2k again”

by blackhammern8 November 22, 2021

kevin

a lightskin corny dude who is a tryhard at fortnite

get a load of kevin

by bbbblrrrrrtt February 23, 2022

Kevin

Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.

“Wow I could never be Kevin!”

by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025