These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).
by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!
by Deathshark August 10, 2018

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Sci-fi. Humorous. Like Doctor Who. Job type. A person who uses rockets to get from solar system to solar system to communicate with planets about what they need to know. A person's entire livelihood is serving an area of solar systems.
The "Space wayfarer" Chris was traveling through space being an overlord to planetary systems, but an underling to the galactic emperor. A space wayfarer has the role of advancing planets in critical development.
by TrueBlueHue1 October 20, 2023

Police Officer in dark room: Excuse me, sir! May you please pull it out for a second? That rubber looks okay, enjoy your cruising in this safe space.
by TeamGL December 14, 2016

It's just a Hanger that are in space ships, but instead you are to high or intoxicated to remember it as a Hanger so you call it a Space Garage.
Person 1: " hey you know the.. um jump at the end of halo 3 where you jump into the um, space garage..."
Person 2: "You mean the Hanger."
Person 1: "Yeah sure that one."
Person 2: "You mean the Hanger."
Person 1: "Yeah sure that one."
by Aussienick December 1, 2016
