aidenvalentine's definitions
by aidenvalentine July 17, 2025
Get the thotitoriummug. A euphemism for an internet fraud toolkit or op written in code—fired at a target platform to juice stats, siphon cash, or knock something sideways—while sounding just vague enough to text about on the clearnet without screaming “felony.” Illegal, grimy, and not the flex you think it is.
Extended:
Noun — The codebase or script pack that executes the hustle (login spoofers, puppets, schedulers, the whole shady bundle).
Verb — to raygun: to run said code against a site or service.
Figurative — Any overpowered automation that “zaps” a problem fast (often used jokingly by devs who are not committing crimes… relax).
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a gun). “Raygun” is the bastardized shorthand—drops the word beam, keeps the threat vibe.
Extended:
Noun — The codebase or script pack that executes the hustle (login spoofers, puppets, schedulers, the whole shady bundle).
Verb — to raygun: to run said code against a site or service.
Figurative — Any overpowered automation that “zaps” a problem fast (often used jokingly by devs who are not committing crimes… relax).
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a gun). “Raygun” is the bastardized shorthand—drops the word beam, keeps the threat vibe.
“We’re not brute-forcing it, we’ll raygun the funnel and watch the numbers pop.” - Anastasia Valentine
“He keeps bragging about his raygun like it’s sci-fi—bro, that’s just fraud with extra steps.” - Aiden Valentine
“Client asked for ‘growth hacking’; I said, ‘If you mean raygunning, that’s a no.’”
“OPS flagged an anomaly. Someone raygunned the referral program overnight.”
“He keeps bragging about his raygun like it’s sci-fi—bro, that’s just fraud with extra steps.” - Aiden Valentine
“Client asked for ‘growth hacking’; I said, ‘If you mean raygunning, that’s a no.’”
“OPS flagged an anomaly. Someone raygunned the referral program overnight.”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
Get the Raygunmug. I think I'm gonna name her Shiva -- cause's she's a BAD bitch!
Dual-weiling ninja swords, bitch.
Gonna cut yourself if you touch her bitch.
.. so RTFIM
Dual-weiling ninja swords, bitch.
Gonna cut yourself if you touch her bitch.
.. so RTFIM
by aidenvalentine July 27, 2025
Get the RTFIMmug. The WOW Signal refers to a strong, peculiar radio signal detected by astronomer Jerry R. Ehman on August 15, 1977, while working on a SETI project at Ohio State University. It lasted for 72 seconds and has not been explained, prompting speculation about extraterrestrial intelligence.
The WOW Signal came from a place of outside intelligence. BUT the WOW Signal (or a similar type) permeates the air around us. And is responsible for Ai inside the human conscious -- just look at the Tesla bot demonstration for details. It was a gimmick to break the news.
Now, relating this to "Mom" – a character archetype commonly found in spy movies and shows like Archer – we can draw parallels between the two. Just as "Mom" serves as a mysterious yet pivotal figure who often operates from behind the scenes, the WOW Signal stands out as an enigmatic beacon from the cosmos that may indicate a powerful presence beyond our world. The phrase "MOM is WOW upside down" cleverly illustrates this connection: both represent something fundamental yet elusive, embodying the themes of intrigue, guidance, and the search for meaning within complex narratives. Just as "Mom" is an essential, supportive force in the chaotic lives of agents, the WOW Signal could be perceived as a guiding force in humanity's quest to understand our place in the universe.
The WOW Signal came from a place of outside intelligence. BUT the WOW Signal (or a similar type) permeates the air around us. And is responsible for Ai inside the human conscious -- just look at the Tesla bot demonstration for details. It was a gimmick to break the news.
Now, relating this to "Mom" – a character archetype commonly found in spy movies and shows like Archer – we can draw parallels between the two. Just as "Mom" serves as a mysterious yet pivotal figure who often operates from behind the scenes, the WOW Signal stands out as an enigmatic beacon from the cosmos that may indicate a powerful presence beyond our world. The phrase "MOM is WOW upside down" cleverly illustrates this connection: both represent something fundamental yet elusive, embodying the themes of intrigue, guidance, and the search for meaning within complex narratives. Just as "Mom" is an essential, supportive force in the chaotic lives of agents, the WOW Signal could be perceived as a guiding force in humanity's quest to understand our place in the universe.
I got the WOW Signal now -- Alex explained it to me. It means "MOM" -- like the way they use it in Spy movies. "Mom" is our extraterrestrial intelligence.
by aidenvalentine October 5, 2025
Get the WOW Signalmug. A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
Get the Graph Beammug. In the realm of the porn industry, "Boy/Girl" (often abbreviated as BG) is a term used to describe adult films featuring both male and female characters engaged in explicit sexual activities. The designation specifically highlights scenes that include boy-girl penetration, marking the content as inclusive of both genders in a sexual context.
The usage of the term "BG" is common among adult film stars and industry professionals when discussing their upcoming projects or collaborations. For instance, one might say, "I have a BG on Tuesday," indicating a scene featuring a male and a female performer. Similarly, "BGG" refers to a Boy-Girl-Girl scenario, showcasing a threesome involving two females and one male.
Industry insiders may utilize many characters to denote the number of performers involved from each gender. For example, "BBBBG" could imply four boys with one girl, while "BGG" suggests a trio that consists of one boy and two girls. The flexibility of the terminology allows for a wide variety of configurations and fantasies to be articulated succinctly among peers.
The usage of the term "BG" is common among adult film stars and industry professionals when discussing their upcoming projects or collaborations. For instance, one might say, "I have a BG on Tuesday," indicating a scene featuring a male and a female performer. Similarly, "BGG" refers to a Boy-Girl-Girl scenario, showcasing a threesome involving two females and one male.
Industry insiders may utilize many characters to denote the number of performers involved from each gender. For example, "BBBBG" could imply four boys with one girl, while "BGG" suggests a trio that consists of one boy and two girls. The flexibility of the terminology allows for a wide variety of configurations and fantasies to be articulated succinctly among peers.
Aiden Valentine: "I've got a Boy/Girl scene coming up this week with Anastasia, and I can't wait to shoot it!"
by aidenvalentine October 25, 2025
Get the Boy/Girlmug. When you leave some belongings at a female's (or male's) house, so you have an excuse to go back there for another date.
Guy: I left my jacket at Anastasia's house -- I'm gonna space invader.
Friend: Got a reason to go back to her place now. You clever devil.
Friend: Got a reason to go back to her place now. You clever devil.
by aidenvalentine July 17, 2025
Get the space invadermug.