Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

P Hat

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"

by jtrepassodigraci November 17, 2023

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.

She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.

by pishposh1 October 18, 2008

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Blue Hats

Derogatory slur used to identify new players in the Roblox Game "Firestorm"

These Blue Hats are completely useless.

by crocsentusiast February 3, 2025

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023