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gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.
friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.
by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008
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gass mask

A term used to describe something of utter amazement, or a event so big you just cant believe it even though you just saw it.

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That shits out of the gass mask
by Dr. Frank June 20, 2008
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Gassage

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage
This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!
by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010
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Glabsage

The act of pwning a nerd.

When a nerd goes off on a rant about BORING scientific facts to prove something and they get their facts wrong, and a normal, non nerd person proves them totally wrong and their whole speech just before goes down the drain.
"Did you know that the scientific name for an octopus is actually ldfagh dlakflsad derived from Latin roots and also the exact same in spanish? And in latin it means '8 arms' -"

"Dude you got it all wrong. ldfagh dlakflsad means '8 dicks' not 8 arms. Eight arms is ldfagh dlakflsafdad. TOTAL GLABSAGE RIGHT THERE! BURN, NERD!!"
by the glabsager March 26, 2010
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gasshole

the person who pulls up to the gas pump and forgets what side their gas tank is on.
Before he filled up his car with gas for the first time, I told Joe to make sure he knew what side his tank was on so he wouldn't pull up to the wrong pump and look like a gasshole...
by asbqueen March 30, 2011
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Gassia

a Gassia is most likely a blonde, obviously. HATES taking compliments, is usually sad for no reason, is EXTREMELY funny, and tells great stories. Gassia's are usually very gullible, and will believe anything you tell them, so take full advantage of this trait, but besides that they're great friends, and amazing individuals.
Mireille: Woah, did you see that Gassia?

Angela: Yea, she's so cool!

Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.
by Mireillee August 7, 2011
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Gassinista

A hot girl who always farts alot.
I like Darlene, but she is such a Gassinista! Phew!
by MikeNT September 24, 2011
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