french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost January 31, 2016

French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle February 18, 2018

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…

Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 07, 2023