F

Facebook shorthand for "I like this post, but I CBF to type an intelligent comment, so I'll just leave this letter here" ("F" supposedly standing for "follow(ing)", but you can make up your own mind).

FB POSTER: Miley Cyrus total #milf

COMMENTER 1: F
COMMENTER 2: Total failure?
COMMENTER 1: No, I'm following this post, fuckwit!

by Quizmaster 85 January 12, 2019

Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.

Thomas f standard is fortnite.

by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019

:F

Had sex in emoticon way. F*ck in short way.

Her ":F"
Him "Im on my way!"

by lunasmed June 7, 2018

Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.

Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.

by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018

F&P

A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.

Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P

by Thornberrry June 18, 2018

Àine F.

The hottest girl that lives, Àine Fuscairdì

Too hot to describe, she's Àine F.

by The Hotifier June 30, 2018

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018