douche bag 

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.

Fanchon is a douche bag.

douche bag by Mother of God August 29, 2008

douche bag 

Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!

Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!

douche bag by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006

douche bag 

A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.

Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!

Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?

douche bag by James Myrick August 6, 2007

Douche Off 

An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off

Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"

Douche Off by Curdo Cat-God Howard January 15, 2008

Douche Faced Killer 

1. A term used in anger towards another person or object. Can be used in place of words like ass-clown and mother fucker.

2. Term for someone who is very, very douchey. Often, this person is so douchey that they take all the fun out of whatever you are doing.

1. "Watch where the hell you are driving you douched face killer!"

2. "That guy is such a douche faced killer... he is working out with ten pound weights trying to impress the ladies."

Douche Faced Killer by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

douche wagon 

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

douche wagon by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009

Douche Badge 

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

Douche Badge by Anonymous October 24, 2006