Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?
Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
by LRSisawesome November 22, 2011
by NoRavioli January 15, 2015
If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
by Mikeylovescake June 02, 2013
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
by Doctor Captain November 10, 2015
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 03, 2015
"You don't know what I got Sonni"
by Reeis myname November 05, 2011
Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 08, 2014