to do for trade

When a gay man perform oral sex on a straight man with no expectation of reciprocity.

See that blond sailor over there in his dress whites and a bulging package? I would do him for trade.

by Josepk K. August 18, 2005

Do the kiver

To fall to the ground and flop around as if you were a fish out of water.

Next time I get rear ended I am going to roll out and do the kiver even if I don't get hurt, that way I can sue!

by JDBIT September 13, 2011

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

tabunga do

too ratchet to function

Tindley is so Tabunga Do, these kids are like cockroaches attracted to honey.

by Spongegar October 14, 2013

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

doing a dublin

an act of sheer stupidity and/or incompetance. normally involving driving a car through a wall, or projectile vomiting. Normally preceded by the phrse "boys youll never guess what i did". a phrase well known in south wales (u.k.)

stephen did a dublin last night, his car was a write off.

kiran was doing a dublin in the bathroom - it took three bottles of bleach to clean it up!

by stevey1000 January 30, 2008

Do the Bukowski

A period of time, that you decide to devote to drinking and smoking alone. Not caring, but feeling good about, that you will contribute nothing to the world during this time.

I got bored of everything and did the Bukowski for two weeks.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.

Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.

by B0hem January 21, 2011