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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass 

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
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Darkwatch 

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.
Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.
Darkwatch by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

Darkiplier 

A character made by Mark Fischbach (also known as Markiplier), an entity made out of the fusion of Celine (The Seer), Damien (The Mayor), the Manor Entity, and the body of Y/N (The District Attorney).
Watch "Who Killed Markiplier?" series for full details.

Officially introduced on "A Date with Markiplier" sketch made to celebrate Valentine's Day on 2017, while previously has appeared on June 19th, 2012 for short, creepypasta-horror style videos.

His motive is for avenging everything he had lost thanks to Mark (Who Killed Markiplier, DAMIEN) and quite possibly either taking control of the channel (Markiplier TV), or just watching what Mark is currently up to while looking stunning in his white suit (A Heist with Markiplier).
Also, probably arguing with Anti (Darkiplier vs. Antisepticeye) over who's world are theirs.
Vienna: I miss...
Rogue: Darkiplier. Not surprising 😒
Vienna: I know, just like you missed him ALL THE TIME ✋🙄

Darkie Central 

Jeez, but that Darkie Central went to shit in a matter of a few years once Whitey pulled out.
Darkie Central by Ihate pakis November 13, 2022

the darkest minds 

An amazing page-turner
It’s about a distopian future where there’s a disease called idiopathic irrational adolescent neurodegenorarion (or IAAN) that only effects adolescents. It will either kill the host or give the host superpowers witch are divided into colors
Green = intelligence

Blue = telekinesis

Yellow = lightning
Orange = the ability to delete and control memorys
Red = fire

The main characters name is ruby and she is orange (since it’s the most interesting power)

I won’t go too deep as to not spoil but I’m just saying you should read it.
Oh also it’s short for another saying

The best faces house the darkest minds
“Man you should really read the darkest minds!”
“Bruh I dumped my gf for stealing from my mom and now she’s blaming it on me”
The best faces house the darkest minds”

Lil darkie 

A fictional, purspofully provacative and edgy persona that encapsulates the derrivative nature of the internet, as to make metal infused rap contrasting most artists today. He also has many indie melodic heartfelt ballads, but his aggresive tracks do feel confined to a pungent teenage controversy driven cycle of isis type beats. He still offers amazing aggressive rockrap, with even better juxtaposing alternative tracks like Composition X1, electric dandelions and i can see clearly. My favourite line from lil darkie is " Red dot on my forehead I am hindu, yall niggas don't know what I been thru" (or something along those lines). Yes its an overly edgy mess. Thats the point. It's a self aware swamp and microcosm of the internet. Its art. Dont hate the music just because he says retard, stop getting offended on others peoples behalf and understand its intentional. Stop romantizing mental health and social conflicts, your desire to be seen as a moral person just comes across as egotistical. Its not about you. Anyway drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah is an undisputed masterpiece. Lil darkie is a distorted almost satirical representation of our generation.
Guy#1 : Lil darkie is a racist, homophobic, transphobic and ableist punk.

Guy#2 Thats kinda the point. Its abstract art. You wouldn't get it.

Guy#1 : How can transphobia be art?

Guy#2 : Can't anything be? Also its not your job to get offended on other peoples behalf. Just relax to the simple aggression of the swamp.

Guy#1 : I think I'm fine thankyou, twitter will hear about this.

*DRINK MY PISS YOU NASTY SLUT YEAH YEAH STARTS BLASTING AT FULL VOLUME.

Guy#1: AAAAH! MY CORE BELIEFS. MY MORALS. FUCK!

Guy#1 explodes in a bloody mess by the time ISIS type beat plays.

Guy#2 I have to clean this shit up again.

*laugh track plays, everyone claps, guy#2 bows.
Lil darkie by IGLOOZONE444 August 18, 2021