Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

by McMeddles November 24, 2008

duck butter

The warm sticky fluid left by a man after he's done with sex.

Faith's cunt oozed duck butter after she just got the ride of her life!

by coastworm November 10, 2003

duck ass nigga

a nigga who a duck and be actin dum and shit and lame too

ay you a duck ass nigga

by A.O.S May 18, 2007

Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014

Go fuck a duck

Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not

Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck

by alex.me March 25, 2021

fuck different ducks

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.

Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.

by lydie22 March 26, 2009

White Mandarin Duck

A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls

Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist

by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021