Crotch Holocaust

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

Crotchgoblins

Kids... Kids are crotchgoblins

Look at all those crotchgoblins running around

by Tay44 March 23, 2026

Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

by Twsnicket March 16, 2025

Crotchamatcha

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.

Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 29, 2025

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

Crotch stink

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

by younggong May 16, 2025