The Cake is a Lie 

When they say there is cake, but there is an alternate motive that usually ends in ones humiliation/demise.

Jeffrey Bonheimer: Man, I am so glad my ex-wife decided to invite me over to her basement for cake, even though I won the custody battle over the children!
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious

The Cake is a Lie by J-goat C-Mote May 11, 2013

zebra cake 

By legend, the zebra has little particles of weed (the white part) and little particles of acid (the black part) if you eat enough of these little cakes, they will get you very high, one must eat about 20-50 to get fucked. save or quarts kids...

hey dawg, i just scarfed 20 boxes of zebra cakes, i'm trppin balls nigga!

zebra cake by imFrEaKiNman April 25, 2005

Cup Cake

A Yay Area term for flirting

D'Antae & Miya need to quit CupCakin'

Cup Cake by D-ROC May 13, 2005

hoe cake 

A word commonly used in rural North Carolina to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman. Often paired with "slutmuffin," the term "hoe cakes" is to be used in every day conversation. By composition, hoe cakes are made with licentious batter.

"God, Rachel is being such a hoe cake for not coming antique shopping with us!"

hoe cake by Dickinson April 12, 2008

Cake Eater 

Rich fucker whos parents give them too much money. student of Edina or Duluth East. se also: spoiled rotten or daddys money

John:(to Timmy) i dont know if i should drive the BMW or the Corvette today.
timmy: id say you need stop being such a fuckin cake eater and ride your bike like the rest of us middle schoolers.

Cake Eater by Trojan4life09 March 28, 2011

cakebar

To be shit on and have the shit moulded into a bar shap and then eaten

'last night i bricked on her chest and made her a cakebar'

cakebar by The Ploughman October 30, 2008

Cake 

See pie. One of the best kinds of food. It's usually sweet.

I love chocolate cake.

You can't have your cake and eat it.

Cake by Coffy's twin sister November 24, 2009