Brother 1: Let’s go to school
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
Get the Christian, Life, Academymug. hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011
Get the Christian Twistmug. A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
That christian is so amazing af!
by stephenwagner June 14, 2017
Get the Christianmug. by Criterion 0485 May 16, 2018
Get the christianmug. Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
Get the Christianmug. A really sexy mofo
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school
You're such a Christian
by Zach Lammm May 28, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
Get the Eastside Christian Schoolmug.