Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner

I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner

by Who’s That February 1, 2019

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner

Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner

by derpS30 April 21, 2015

Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.

Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*

by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021