turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 13, 2022

pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.

Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner

by Trisauce May 19, 2023

Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation

That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner

by Rotney Den November 20, 2009

lent boner

The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.

"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "

by ShitholeCountry68 January 18, 2018

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 03, 2021

Entertainment Boner

An arousal that you get when something is entertaining or hype (Doesn’t have to be sexual).

“Man that combo Mango pulled off was sick. I got an Entertainment Boner from that one.”
Or
“That episode gave me an Entertainment Boner. This show is good.”

by ChronicFrost March 30, 2019