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Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.
Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.
by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024
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IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024
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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.
Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.
Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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Mike Cusumano

by 800 zone April 6, 2017
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messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult
messiah mike is just a different feen”
by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023
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