Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

Dick

What the girls want.

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.

by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019

Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small

hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL

by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022