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benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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Dick Extender

This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.
So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010
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Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month
Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.
by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020
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dick bun

When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!

Or could be a last name of a person.
Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...
by Dick Bun January 4, 2018
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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.
I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
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swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
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Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.
by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022
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