When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.
by Roast Burger August 29, 2019

by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
