dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 14, 2023

Dick

The most disgusting organ a body can have

Dicks are filthy

by Ariel the Creator February 15, 2023

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

dick

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dongle de dickus

by Goomba420 February 16, 2023

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.

"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"

by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023