by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012
Get the cranial fucking mug.First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
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by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
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