Dirty Spyros

When you recieve a blowjob in reversed 69 while mopping the floor with your hair.

My wife gave me a Dirty Spyros yesterday. Got my dick sucked while mopping the floor.

by fejskire November 23, 2021

Dirty Macleod

A bagel soaked in whisky and left overnight to absorb. Typically eaten in the morning after a bender.

Manny: Aye bud u making a dirty Macleod?
Paul: Only if you stay up all night bud
Manny: Fine bud, I will if you beat me in pong
Paul: Pffff good luck bud. Lemme just cook up these dirty Macleods and shotgun real quick. They should be ready by the morning.

by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024

Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Dirty Tuma

Someone who smokes 10 packs of cigarettes out of their asshole while smoking pot after snorting 12Oz of crushed sleeping pills

Person1: yo dude, you should do the Dirty Tuma
Person2: Fuck that! im not trying to kill myself
Person1: I'll give you $100
Person2: ight bet

by AuxCord January 25, 2022

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

Dirty Demo

When a person squats over your head and farts so loud you can hear thier anal hole open

I fell asleep one night at a party, and this girl got me so bad with a dirty demo that I couldn't hear straight for a week.

by Jewtentant August 1, 2008