Lava Dick

LAVA SHIT DICK- when inserting male member in female anal cavity and low and behold you didn’t know she had diarrhea and you pull out to a hot steamy shitty dick..

Example : My buddy had lava dick after he banged her asshole out.. it was covered in hot shit

by Dicky Small June 22, 2022

Dick down

The act of pinning your bottom with their legs spread open and penetrating them

I'm gonna come back home tonight and dick down my husband so good he'll forget his name

by akaMedusa June 20, 2022

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Dick

I love it

I love to suck your dick.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Bang Dick

A verb used to describe the potential of a mates mating prowess. Gender neutral.

Hey Pat, looks like your partner has got the body to really bang dick!

by Chooba Monster December 13, 2019

Dick

A dick (or wonky) is a thing that comes in many shapes and sizes it a male body part and girls and do guys like them and they get u pregnant

Wow he has a big dick
Omg she has a wonky

by The queen is me July 11, 2018

Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.

Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"

by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018