Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins

Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day

by Papervut June 1, 2021

Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018

Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza

Kyle has a total dick pizza

by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016