Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

dick

something that does something to your ass

kat:cmon use your dick while sex

tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.

by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023

Big Dick Long Pleaderiyulu Body Flicker Dick Big

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

PR1ISVX Dick Sucking

Pretending to suck dick to the beat of Crystals - PR1ISVX for clout online

I wanna practice the PR1ISVX Dick Sucking tonight

by OedAdhesive June 21, 2023

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025