just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

by GHerringbone December 29, 2015

vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016

Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022

Dick

Dick

Dick Is dick

by Lasangua April 20, 2020

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins

Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day

by Papervut June 1, 2021